Are parents “Too Cool?” by Jon

I think this would be embarrassing because my mom is like forty and she just has to clean up and feed me to make me happy. Parents shall noth try to speakth in a style of swagger, as they are already cool by playing the Important role of a parent. Some legal guardians try to speakth with certain context to purposely make their infant feel embarrassed. As the famous Shakespeare once said: “Dropeth it like it is  ablaze”  as a legal guardian, I would solemnly swear to be the best single living being there is.  How doth thou feel when in the presence of thou legal guardians?